“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.”

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don’t think of calories.”

“Life is no different than cooking and to make a great meal, be a great cook!”

“Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong.”