All Quotes By Tag: Jokes
“It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the other half. Otherwise, it would not be love, but something completely else–pity or entertainment, or stand-up comedy.”
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“It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.”
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“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.”
“I have found the secret KEY to success…All I need to do now is…To find the DOOR…”
“Teacher to Juku’s mother: ‘Your son is so thirsty of knowledge! Who does he get it from?”The knowledge from me, the thirst from his father.”
“Okay, that one’s pretty good,” Fred acknowledged, after she’d told him a particularly filthy joke. “But have you heard the one about the baker’s wife?””No,” Kyra said.”Rumor has it, she married him for his buns.” Fred burst out laughing.Kyra groaned. “Okay, that was just bad.”
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“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”
“Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking.”
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“Забелязвам, че колкото по-здраво работя, толкова по-голям късмет имам.”
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“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.”
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“A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.”
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
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“In this storyI am the poetYou’re the poetry.”
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