All Quotes By Tag: Funny-but-true
“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today’s world”
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.”
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“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”
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“…”vers libre,” (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.”
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“Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you’re trying to show respect.”
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“Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.”
“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl…because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”
“Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you feel for each other without hiding the painful truth.”
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“Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.”
“To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told…and have a sense of humor doing it.”
“With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you’ll have to go see the good doc anyway.”
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”