All Quotes By Tag: Funny-but-true

“It’s probably not easy for a woman to understand what it’s like to be a man. Imagine you’re starving, and someone puts a huge buffet in front of you. There’s delicious, mouth-watering food all around you, and it’s really really hard not to eat it all. That’s what it’s like to be a man around attractive women. The urge to want to hump everything that moves is part of a man’s natural programming. It’s a deep-seated hunger. To suppress that hunger takes civilization and a lot of willpower.”

“We men are fascinated by the things we don’t really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.”

“The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.”

“Don’t, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world – never to your own damn, silly stupid self.”

“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.”

“Don’t worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it’s given you.”

“All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.”

“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they’re God. Well, if they are, I’m their grand-pop.”

“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today’s world”

“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.”

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

“…”vers libre,” (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.”

“Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you’re trying to show respect.”

“Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl…because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”