All Quotes By Tag: Funny-but-true
“Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you feel for each other without hiding the painful truth.”
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“Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.”
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“To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told…and have a sense of humor doing it.”
“With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you’ll have to go see the good doc anyway.”
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”