“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.”

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

“It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.”

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.”