All Quotes By Tag: Foreplay
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
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toilet,
toilet-training,
toilets,
underclothes,
undergarment,
undergarments,
underthings,
underwear,
undies,
woman,
women,
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”
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adages,
africa,
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boyfriend,
boyfriends,
cheat,
cheater,
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deep,
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south-african,
spouse,
spouses,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
two-time,
two-timer,
two-timers,
two-timing,
wife,
wives,
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
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complicated,
condom,
condoms,
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contraceptives,
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crippled,
deep,
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sex,
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shower,
showering,
simple,
south-africa,
south-african,
stroke,
strokes,
suffer,
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take-a-bath,
take-a-shower,
task,
tasks,
the-pill,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
wear,
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