All Quotes By Tag: Toilet
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
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“No, thanks,” said Harry. “The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick.” Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said.”
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“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you’ve – you’ve blown up a toilet or –””Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.””Great idea though, thanks, Mum.”