All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service around here.”

“Another relative?” Valek asked.A broad smile stretched Moon Man’s lips. “Yes. I am her mother’s uncle’s wife’sthird cousin.”–Valek and Moon Man”

“I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed.”

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one – black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

“Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let’s unleash her rage. Great idea.”

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

“I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L’Illustration. Something desperate, you know.”

“I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.”

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”

“Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.”

“You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It’s far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”

“Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.”