All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”
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“You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!”
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“I’ve noticed that when people are joking they’re usually dead serious, and when they’re serious, they’re usually pretty funny.”
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“My dad used to say that life’s a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”
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“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
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“But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.”
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”
“Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. “What are you three doing in here, anyway?”Will tilted his head to the side and smiled at Henry. “Charades,” he said. “Massive game.”
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“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry.”
“Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don’t get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.”
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“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
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“We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie”
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“Who are you?” he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
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