All Quotes By Tag: Humour

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.”

“Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk or something?” Minho asked, pulling Thomas’s attention away from Alby.”Go ahead,” Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. “Be careful,” he said dryly. “Don’t die.”

“FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.”

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”

“Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. – T-shirt”

“I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,” he said. “Have you thought of going into teaching?”

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

“Headline?” he asked.”‘Swing Set Needs Home,'” I said.”‘Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'” he said.”‘Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'” I said.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“We’re taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you’re the rule, not the exception. It’s liberating. But we also know it’s not an easy concept. -He’s not just into you”

“A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and altogether charming. But when a man is really in love he can’t help looking like a sheep.”

“Smirking, he says, “Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn’t work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”