All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
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“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
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“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
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“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?”
“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
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