“On Religion – I compare the god of the Christian bible to a psychotic, jealous girlfriend. Who else but a crazy girlfriend would demand that a man mutilate his penis as a sign that he loves her? Who else but a crazy boyfriend would do it?!”

“When the sky gets jealous of water, color flows.”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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“When in a relationship, a real man doesn’t make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.”