All Quotes By Tag: Politics

“In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.”

“Let them call me a rebel and welcome. I feel no concern from it. But should I suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.”

“It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”

“Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

“Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.”

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“Total paranoia is just total awareness.”

“When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons.”

“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.”

“I have never voted in my life… I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it’s certain they will win.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.”

“To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”