All Quotes By Tag: Religion

“I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don’t notice it.”

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

“Look for God, suggests my Guru. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water.”

“I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist.”

“God save us from people who mean well.”

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”

“Thou hast made us for thyself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it finds its rest in thee.”

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

“He – and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

“He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less.”

“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.”

“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.”

“The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.”

“God has no religion.”