All Quotes By Tag: Cookies

“If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.”

“No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.”

“Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.”

“Count your cookies, not your problems.”

“Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.”

“Keep calm and eat cookies.”

“Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.”

“What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?”

“The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.”