All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely,” said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. “But I must say, Ginevra’s dress is far too low-cut.”Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken – T-shirt”

“Do you like to slide?” His voice was eager.Stair rails! Did he suspect me? I forced a sigh. “No, Majesty. I’m terrified of heights.””Oh.” His polite tone had returned.”I wish I could enjoy it. This fear of heights is an affliction.”He nodded, a show of sympathy but not much interest. I was losing him.”Especially,” I added, “as I’ve grown taller.”

“I think the very word stalking implies that you’re not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called ‘fluffy harmless observation time’.”

“I’m seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn’t going to work. You won’t even admit I exist to your parents.” Alec stared at him. “I thought you were three hundred! You’re seven huundred years old?” “Well,” Magnus amended, “eight hundred. But I dont look it. Anyway, you’re missing the point. The point is-” But Alec never found out what the point was because at that moment a dozen more Iblis demons flooded into the square. He felt his jaw drop. “Damn it.” Magnus followed his gaze. the demons were already fanning out into a half circle around them, their yellow eyes glowing. “Way to change the subject, Lightwood.”

“Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.”

“You might not believe this, but there is no one like her at this school.””Oh I believe it,” I said, thinking back to the time Angeline had forgotten her locker’s combination and tried to get into it with an axe.No one was really sure where she’d gotten it from.”

“Don’t care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”

“Rules and school are tools for fools! I don’t give two mules for rules.”

“Where I come from, we’re more about efficiency,’ he replies. ‘A knife like this’ll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.”

“NO PDA,school rules. And besides she’s my partner dickhead.” said Alex.”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

“If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.”