“I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.”

“Do not fear ARREST. Why? Because, there is REST at the end of each AR”REST”; either in jail or in the grave. The wisest and the greatest of men are aware of this.”

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”