“When life sucks. LIFE SUCKS!”

“Life will break every one of your contracts & still look at you with that innocent glimmer in her eye & ask you to marry her.”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for…or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”