All Quotes By Tag: Sarcasm

“Yes, we’ll yell, ‘Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese’.”

“Katniss: ‘What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour’. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”

“What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”

“Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude.”

“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”I grinned. “I’ve noticed.”Reyn’s face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. “It’s an equestrian term.””Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.”

“I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way…”“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore.”

“You like them,” I realized.Noah’s eyebrows lifted in question.”Like as people.””As opposed to…furniture?””They’re my PARENTS.””That is my understanding, yes.”

“How long have you been with Raphael?”“You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.”“What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?””Is that including, or not including you?”

“High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.”

“Hey, Carlos,” the Professor says when he walks in. “How was REACH?””It sucked.””Can you be more specific?” my guardian asks.”It really sucked,” I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.”

“Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.”

“If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.”

“I don’t know how you persist in being so stubborn-“”It’s a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”