All Quotes By Tag: Word-junkies
“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed. ”
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“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ”
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”
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“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ”