All Quotes By Tag: Wordplay

“Alice sighed wearily. `I think you might do something better with the time,’ she said, `than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.’`If you knew Time as well as I do,’ said the Hatter, `you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. It’s him.’`I don’t know what you mean,’ said Alice.`Of course you don’t!’ the Hatter said, tossing his head contemptuously. `I dare say you never even spoke to Time!’`Perhaps not,’ Alice cautiously replied: `but I know I have to beat time when I learn music.’`Ah! that accounts for it,’ said the Hatter. `He won’t stand beating. Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he’d do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o’clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you’d only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!”

“One can not understand language because language cannot understand itself; does not want to understand”

“Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word.”

“I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”

“Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.”

“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you’d better answer them!’ [slurred Hellian.] ‘With what?’ [Banaschar] sneered. ‘Explanations?’ ‘No. Answers. There’s a difference-‘ ‘Really? How? What difference?’ ‘Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y’can always tell those,’cause those don’t explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That’s what I want to know.’ ‘Right, and answers?’ ‘Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, ’cause I don’t like what you’re telling me, because those answers don’t explain nothing!”

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We’re safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We’re in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of.”

“That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.”

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”

“(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)”How do you find America?””Turn left at Greenland.”

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”

“Why it’s simply impassible!Alice: Why, don’t you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing’s impossible!”

“Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.”