“You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.”

“No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else’s draft.”

“I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.”

“The first draft of anything is shit.”

“In the beginning of everything, there was nothing. But an idea created the rest.”

“If we live based on the judgments of critics, we may never experience results.”

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.”

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.”

“There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer”