All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.”
“Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no ‘normal,’ because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously. ”
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“I’d rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.”
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“..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them through the heart. You will find a fusebox.”
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“Eve: “If you ended up naked and dead with another woman, I’d do the Rumba on your corpse.”Roarke: “You can’t do the Rumba.”Eve: “I’d take lessons first.”Roarke: “You might very well. Not that you’ll ever get the chance, but you’d also grieve.” Eve: “Wouldn’t give you the satisfaction. You cheating f-wit putz. “Roarke: “You’d weep in the dark and call my name.”Eve: “Call your name alright. How are things in hell? You dickless bastard. And I’d laugh and laugh, that’s how I”d call your name.”Roarke: “Christ Jesus Eve, I love you.”–Eve, Roarke”
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“All’s fair in love and war,” said Ron brightly, “and this is a bit of both.”
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“Trying to fall out of love is like trying to climb a mountain. Blindfolded, on crutches, naked in a hail storm.”
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“I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement.”
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“I did not tell Fat this, but technically he had become a Buddha. It did not seem to me like a good idea to let him know. After all, if you are a Buddha you should be able to figure it out for yourself.”
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“It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.”
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“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.”
“Les faux savants sont comme tes amis qui chantent avec les chansons anglaises ; de loin, tu penses qu’ils connaissent les paroles par cœur, mais une fois la chanson s’arrête, tu te rends compte qu’ils ne savent rien!”
“The real flight of this hawk is impending.Still,this bird is yet to be tested for real.Though I have leaped over the seas,well,the entire sky is still remaining to fly.And make sure that ,i am gonna do it with all my heart and all my soul.#loveyoourlife #liveyourlife #hvFUN”
“[…] I’ve learned something about my own hunches: the only time they turn out to be meaningful is when I ignore them.”
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