All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.”
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“And if you say that’s because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I’m disowning all three of you.”
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“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.”
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“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
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“There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?”
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“I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”
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“You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.”
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“Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.”
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“Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.”
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“Yeah, I get it; you’re a vampire,” she said. “Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.” “You don’t mean that.” “Come on. I still like you, you know, even if you… crave plasma.” Michael blinked and looked at her as if he had never seen her before.”You what?””Like. You.” Eve enunciated slowly, as if Michael might not know the words. “Idiot. I always have. What, you didn’t know?” Eve sounded cool and grown-up about it, but Claire saw the hectic color in her cheeks, under the makeup. “How clueless are you? Does it come with the fangs?” “I guess I… I just thought… Hell. I just didn’t think… You’re kind of intimidating, you know.” “I’m intimidating? Me? I run like a rabbit from trouble, mostly,” Eve said.”It’s all show and makeup. You’re the one who’s intimidating. I mean, come on. All that talent, and you look… Well, you know how you look.” ” How do I look?” He sounded fascinated now, and he’d actually moved a little closer to Eve on the couch. She laughed. “Oh come on. You’re a total model-babe.” “You’re kidding.””You don’t think you are?”He shook his head. “Then you’re kind of an idiot, Glass. Smart, but and idiot.” Eve crossed her arms.“So? What exactly do you think about me, except that I’m intimidating?”“I think you’re…you’re…ah, interesting?” Michael was amazingly bad at this, Claire thought, but then he saved it by looking away and continuing. “I think you’re beautiful. And really, really strange.”Eve smiled and looked down, and that looked like a real blush, under the rice powder. “Thanks for that, “ she said, “I never thought you knew I existed, or if you did, that you thought I was anything but Shane’s bratty freak friend.”“Well, to be fair, you are Shane’s bratty freak friend.”“Hey!”“You can be bratty and beautiful,” Michael said. “I think it’s interesting.”
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“Conner Lassiter. Scheduled to be unwound the 21st of November-until you went AWOL. You caused an accident that killed a bus driver, left dozens of others injured, and shut down an interstate highway for hours. Then, on top of it, you took a hostage AND shot a Juvey-cop with his own tranq gun.”…”He’s the Akron AWOL?!”
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“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”
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“What’s the use of complaining about something you have no intentions of changing it?”