“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”

“One ought to hold on to one’s heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.”

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”