“Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.”

“If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.”

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

“It’s a lazy Saturday afternoon, there’s a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more ‘numinous’ than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don’t they?”

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”

“I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.”