All Quotes By Tag: Women

“There is no greater insight into the future than recognizing…when we save our children, we save ourselves”

“Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn’t help most when God created dogs He didn’t help dogs when God created plants that was average when God created hate we had a standard utility when God created me He created me when God created the monkey He was asleep when He created the giraffe He was drunk when He created narcotics He was high and when He created suicide He was low when He created you lying in bed He knew what He was doing He was drunk and He was high and He created the mountains and the sea and fire at the same time He made some mistakes but when He created you lying in bed He came all over His Blessed Universe.”

“Why is it that all cars are women?” he asked. “Because they’re fussy and demanding,” answered Zee. “Because if they were men, they’d sit around and complain instead of getting the job done,” I told him.”

“A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.”

“You’re only a man! You’ve not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”

“Fortune does favor the bold and you’ll never know what you’re capable of if you don’t try.”

“A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.”

“She’s the sort of woman who lives for others – you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

“I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”

“We cannot change what we are not aware of, and once we are aware, we cannot help but change.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“All children should be taught to unconditionally accept, approve, admire, appreciate, forgive, trust, and ultimately, love their own person.”