All Quotes By Tag: Funny

“I had a dream about you last night… Well I say dream I mean nightmare… you were a Yankee fan.”

“I had a dream about you last night… You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.”

“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.”

“I had a dream about you last night… I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming ‘I’m melting.”

“I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.”

“I had a dream about you last night… you were there.”

“I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.”

“I didn’t dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.”

“And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—”“I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.”“Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.”“For a while. Minus the singing.”

“The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.”

“I had a dream about you last night… you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”

“Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.”