All Quotes By Tag: Funny
“I had a dream about you last night… you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”
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“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”
“I had a dream about you last night… you were crying over spilt ink screaming “the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.”
“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. It wasn’t until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.”
“I had a dream about you last night.We moved into a cabin in the countryside.I couldn’t handle the spiders.You couldn’t handle my drama.I moved back to the city.”
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“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.”
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“Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . . . they talk!”Talk?’ He lifted his head and frowned, his eyes puzzled. ‘We talk all the time, Raine. I’ve never had such talkative sex.”That’s just it!’ She wiggled, flailed, but couldn’t budge him. ‘Two minutes alone with you, and I’m flat on my back. Every single time!’A slow, knowing grin spread over his face. ‘Is this your way of telling me you want to be on top?”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.”
“I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn’t prepared for this level of intimacy.”
“I had a dream about you last night… Unfortunately, it wasn’t a dream.”
“I had a dream about you last night… You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m’s.”