All Quotes By Tag: Funny
“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
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“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!”
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“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
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“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
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“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
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“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
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“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
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“I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?”