“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn’t in submission to God!”

“If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDEDFOR THE EXISTENCE OF GODWAS MUSIC”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves.”

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: “Go down again – I dwell among the people.”

“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.”