All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“What are you?” she asked. “A monster,” said Kell hoarsely. “You’d better let me go.” The girl gave a small, mocking laugh. “Monsters don’t faint in the presence of ladies.” “Ladies don’t dress like men and pick pockets,” retorted Kell. Her smile only sharpened. “What are you really?” “Tied to your bed,” said Kell matter-of-factly. “And?” His brow furrowed. “And in trouble.”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“You couldn’t be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business. ”

“ Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won’t have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you’ll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.”

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain. ”

“I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.”

“since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting kicked in the stomach every time i think of you and it makes me want to roll my face across this keyboardbiu;///ubEWdcfhugiov’byhi;.//////-=‘-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-[[09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-[[09.”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I’m miserable now.”

“The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition ofthe word “Infinite”.Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, atotally stunning size, “wow, that’s big”, time. Infinity is just sobig that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy.Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringlyhuge is the sort of concept we’re trying to get across here.”