All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word “bitch” is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”Hey there, bitches!” I called as I came through the door. “What are my favorite bitches up to today?”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“Ooh..I want one” – BexThey’re not puppies.” -Cammie”

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”

“But we’re going to smile and pretend we’re fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can’t mush a birthday into christmas.”

“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride – where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.”

“Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong.”

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“You must have been going very fast.””I was, until I hit the fence.”

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don’t-even-blink wench.”

“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity. ”