All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!”

“We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I’d never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.”