All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“When craziness mixes with love, happiness, deviants and unicorns—you have to embrace it.”

“Sorry for what? Your appearance? Your character? Wait, I bet it’s your smell. Twenty-four hours of terror, violence, chases, and being for all intents and purposes dead plays havoc with the armpits. Don’t let Lockwood step downwind of you tonight, that’s all I’m saying.”

“If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.”

“No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.”

“Can you fail and still be strong, Can you not fit in and accept yourself, Can you lose everything and still keep searching, Can you be in the dark and still believe in the light.”

“Sure, good things come to those who wait—but they’re the leftovers from those who got there first.” Chloe Traeger”

“Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.”

“Keep calm and eat cookies.”

“Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.”

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)”

“You doan go diggin’ for gold in an outhouse.”

“People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.”

“Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own.”

“Don’t you oh well me,sir,” Miss Maudie replied, recognizing Jem’s fatalistic noises, “you are not old enough to appreciate what I said.”

“It’s curling ribbon, but you don’t have to curl it. You don’t have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don’t live your life like that.”