All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Ally turnedher attention back to Brian Byrne. “So what do you do for a living when you’re not searching outyour roots?””Have sex with thousands of women.” He slanted her a grin that would’ve knocked her offher feet if she wasn’t already laid out flat by his comment. “Professionally, of course.””Well, that makes it okay then.” A porn star? Her instinct said no. But her instinct had alsothought Dave was a great guy when she first met him. How wrong was that? Hmm. What elsecould Brian be? How about crazy? Sounded logical to her. She was alone with a crazy man. Asexy crazy man, but crazy was still crazy.”

“(Nicholas)”Am I dead?”An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. “No sir, you are not.”He relaxed a moment, then turned his head slightly as if searching for other passengers. His brows dived in a scowl.Am I married?”She wasn’t sure how to answer. His kid gloves hid any evidence of his matrimonial state, but his expression of instantaneous alarm and regret suggested he was referring specifically to her. No sir, we are not.”

“I think it’s your bosoms.” Rand Surveyed him critically. “The dress wouldn’t be as tight if they weren;t so large. I think your bosoms are too big.”Alexei looked down at his overstuffed chest. “Can bosoms ever be too big?”Not real bosoms perhaps, but I think in your case…” Rand considered him thoughtfully. “No question about it: they’re definately too big”Are you sure?” Alexei studied his reflection. “I thought they were just the right size for a man of my height.”

“Lucus?”She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way.”

“It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time.”

“Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning.”

“He learned…never to show his anger or hatred against a stronger adversary, for fear of being crushed.”

“A nationalist will blindly follow his country to his death out of love for it. A patriot will stand up for and even against his country to his death out of love for it.”

“We are truly human when we live for a purpose far above ourselves; but most people prefer to identify with an entity for the sake of belonging; thereby subjecting themselves to the spirit of collective selfishness that is only found in groups.”

“The people’s hero does not only have to be someone in possession of the scepter of power. It can be anyone capable of giving unity, prosperity, security, peace and a sense of worthiness to his people. Such a figure gets elevated to the status of a revered hero with the human touch if he imparts a sense of oneness on a multi-racial, multi-ethnic and multi-religious group; especially a diverse people who have been fighting one another for years and centuries…”

“My patria vera or true fatherland is the place that enriches my soul.”

“a person who tries to use reasoning to explain faith gets lost in the wilderness of incomprehension.”

“The purpose of life is to nurture joy, which involves those aspects of humanity that enrich the soul.”

“…There is no greater dividing force in this world than self-interest…”

“What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits?”