All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.”

“Maar als je genoeg kikkers kust, kom je vanzelf wel een prins tegen.”

“The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about…oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.”

“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke his dick and balls.”

“In the world of today, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of all of those contradictions. That is how we ended up complicating our world.”

“Judgments based on preconceptions make life simple for us to deal with since that means we safely shield ourselves behind barriers of preconception that helped us feel safe in whatever views or assumptions we are having.”

“…No man is foolish when his friend betrays him because a man’s world is most serene when he has people to trust and call friends. After all, is it not often said that a friend is another self?”

“Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time.”

“We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre.”

“When somebody you love dies, a phase of life’s innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well.”

“Societies and people that come close to being happy are those that do well in narrowing the disparity between their desires and their needs, especially the material things of life.”

“It is not something we often find out; but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary.”

“Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world.”

“We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth.”

“In today’s world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity.”