All Quotes By Tag: Humour

“Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and tell her to shut the hell up.She sounded as though she was having sex.Good sex.”

“He should probably make love to her.”

“He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.”

“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.”

“Hey,” Shayne said through the door. “You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.”

“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.”

“Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.”

“Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn’t stifle enough of them.”

“Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.”

“He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn’t.”

“I’m in love with you”Finally, the girl looks at me. “What?””I don’t know.” I gesture to the house, the yard, the dirt surrounding us. “I’m not sure what suggested romance. Maybe it was the screaming match or the way my girlfriend kicked my ass to the ground, but I love you.”Her mouth gapes. “I…I…””I don’t want you to say it back now. One of us should have some class.”

“Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that,” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.”“You’re not?”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.”

“She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.”

“You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.”