All Quotes By Tag: Religion

“I held my heart back from positively accepting anything, since I was afraid of another fall, and in this condition of suspense I was being all the more killed.”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“If there is anything that links the human to the divine, it is the courage to stand by a principle when everybody else rejects it.”

“When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons.”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.”

“There is nothing more important than your eternal salvation.”

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I’m changing it to ‘God Hates Baguettes.’ It’s tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.”

“Spirituality is not to be learned by flight from the world, or by running away from things, or by turning solitary and going apart from the world. Rather, we must learn an inner solitude wherever or with whomsoever we may be. We must learn to penetrate things and find God there.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion… perhaps around their necks? And maybe — dare I dream it? — maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.”