All Quotes By Tag: Absurd

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!” the man yelled. “Really?” said Vimes. “What’s the orbital velocity of the moon?””What?””Oh, you’d like something simpler?”

“To you, I’m an atheist.To God, I’m the loyal opposition.”

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“When all else fails, there’s always delusion.”

“The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.”

“Beauty is a whore, I like money better.”

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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“What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.”

“Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited.”