All Quotes By Tag: Drinking

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

Card image cap - W.C. Fields
Tag: cooking, drinking, food, humor, wine,

“Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”

Card image cap - Terry Pratchett
Tag: alcohol, death, drinking, humor,

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host.”

Card image cap - Dorothy Parker,
Tag: drinking, drunken-behaviour, humor,

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

Card image cap - Benjamin Franklin
Tag: drinking, humor,

“So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and if I were to be this empty I wanted something solid to sleep on. Like concrete. I am not this year and I am not your fault.I am muscles building cells, a little every day, because they broke that day,but bones are stronger once they heal and I am smiling to the bus driver and replacing my groceries once a week and I am not sitting for hours in the shower anymore. I am the way a life unfolds and bloom and seasons come and go and I am the way the spring always finds a way to turn even the coldest winter into a field of green and flowers and new life. I am not your fault.”

Card image cap - Charlotte Eriksson
Tag: apartment, bones, break-up, broken, cold, day, drinking, drunk, empty, every-day, flowers, green, growing, healing, health, heart, hours, inspiration, inspiring, life, losing, lost, love, miles, new-beginning, new-day, new-life, new-start, night, night-sky, return, running, sad, seasons, shower, sky, spring, strong, stronger, tears, the-glass-child, this-year, tumblr-writer, unfolds, week, weight, whisky, winter, youth,

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so?There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

Card image cap - Drew Carey
Tag: drinking, humor, jobs, life,