All Quotes By Tag: Drinking
“الرب أعطى النقود، والشيطان صنع ثقباً. وها هي نقود الرب تتسرب عبر ثقب الشيطان.”
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“You don’t experience life by drinking coffee fast. You experience life by savoring every last drop.”
“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
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“Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.”
“All worries are less with wine.”
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“If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.”
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“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.”
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“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
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“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”
“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems”
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“Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
“Are you there vodka? It’s me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I’ll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”
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“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
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“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”
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“The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”
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