All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn’t have a soul.”
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“Hell’s bells, irony blows.”
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“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”
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“If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.”
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“I’d rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”
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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you’ll have to go see the good doc anyway.”
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“You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
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“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”
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“I like pancakes.”
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“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”
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“Women are sneaky.”
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“If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.”
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“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I’m sympathetic, it usually means I haven’t been around people in awhile.”
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