All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“What does ‘hmm’ have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting and minced words make you come across—primal.”His smile tipped higher. “Primal.”“You’re impossible.”“Me Jev, you Nora.”

“If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?”

“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”

“Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.”

“So, Belle, what’s new today?”Dad,” I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. “I’m in the deepest love that has ever occurred in the history of the world.”Gosh, Belle. When someone asks you ‘What’s new?’ the correct answer is ‘Not much’. Besides, isn’t it a little soon to cut yourself off from the rest of your peers, depending on a boyfriend to satisfy your social needs as opposed to making friends? Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I’m imagining pages and pages would happen – with nothing but the names of the months on them.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“I always listen to you. Except when I don’t.”

“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,’ Shaunee said…”

“If anger were mileage, I’d be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.”

“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?””You may ask.””How old are you?””It’s none of your business”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“…There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.”

“To Trin Tragula’s horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.”