All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.”

“God helps those who strut their stuff.”

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people.”

“We have to be back in three hours,” Ronan said. “I just fed Chainsaw but she’ll need it again.””This,” Gansey replied “is precisely why I didn’t want to have a baby with you.”

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

“I turned to Dionysus. “You cured him?””Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.””But…you did something nice. Why?”He raised and eyebrow. “I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven’t you noticed?”

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”

“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.”

“If I’m walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.”

“Max, you’re the last of the hybrids who still has…a soul.’ … ‘She doesn’t have soul,’ Gazzy scoffed. ‘Have you ever seen her dance?”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

“Congratulations!Today is your day.You’re off to Great Places!You’re off and away!”

“Soap?””School of America in Paris” he explains. “SOAP”.Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.”