All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.””You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.”
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
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“Great, tell me when you’ve defeated Voldemort for me, will you?”
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“Where’s Simon?” Clary interrupted.Isabelle wobbled. “He’s a rat,” she said darkly.Did he do something to you?” Alec was full of brotherly concern. “Did he touch you? If he tried anything-“No, Alec,” Isabelle said irritably. “Not like that. He’s a rat.”She’s drunk,” said Jace, beginning to turn away in disgust.I’m not,” Isabelle said indignantly. “Well, maybe a little, but that’s not the point. The point is, Simon drank one of those blue drinks- I told him not to, but he didn’t listen- and he turned into a rat.”
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“Sane is boring.”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.”
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“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”
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“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that.”
“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”
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“God helps those who strut their stuff.”
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“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”
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“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people.”
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“We have to be back in three hours,” Ronan said. “I just fed Chainsaw but she’ll need it again.””This,” Gansey replied “is precisely why I didn’t want to have a baby with you.”
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