All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Alas! Earwax!”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me.”

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

“You don’t always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett”

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”

“Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk or something?” Minho asked, pulling Thomas’s attention away from Alby.”Go ahead,” Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. “Be careful,” he said dryly. “Don’t die.”

“I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

“Look on the bright side,” said Simon, “If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I’m not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”

“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.””You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.”

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

“Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”