All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.”
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“A good speech is like a miniskirt–long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.”
“Unfortunately it’s also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen – it’s invisible and you don’t notice its presence until it’s gone, and then you’re sorry.”
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“The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.”
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“Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.”
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“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we’re good with our mouths too…(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)”
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“I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?”
“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”
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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
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“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”
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“Weather is a purely personal matter. There is no such thing as a climate that is cold or hot, good or bad, healthy or unhealthy. People take it upon themselves to create a fantasy in their imagination and call it weather. There’s only one climate in the world, but the message that nature sends is interpreted according to strictly personal, non-transferable rules.”
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“He was a philosopher, if you know what that was.’‘A man who dreams of fewer things than there are in heaven and earth,’ said the Savage promptly.‘Quite so…”
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“It’s a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over central park.”