All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we’re good with our mouths too…(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)”
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“I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?”
“Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.”
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“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
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“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”
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“Weather is a purely personal matter. There is no such thing as a climate that is cold or hot, good or bad, healthy or unhealthy. People take it upon themselves to create a fantasy in their imagination and call it weather. There’s only one climate in the world, but the message that nature sends is interpreted according to strictly personal, non-transferable rules.”
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“He was a philosopher, if you know what that was.’‘A man who dreams of fewer things than there are in heaven and earth,’ said the Savage promptly.‘Quite so…”
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“It’s a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over central park.”
“For any given problem, if there’s a simple solution it will already have been applied. So, perhaps, the solution isn’t as simple as you think.”
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“I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?”
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“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”
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“LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy.”
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“When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.”
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“Question everything, unless it’s the answer”