All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
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“I am irritated by my own writing. I am like a violinist whose ear is true, but whose fingers refuse to reproduce precisely the sound he hears within.”
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“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”
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“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”
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“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”
“Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.”
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“When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?”
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“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay.”
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“… It’s perfect! Locke would appreciate it.””Bug,” Calo said, “Locke is our brother and our love for him knows no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are ‘Locke would appreciate it.'””Rivalled only by ‘Locke taught me a new trick,'” added Galo.”The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games …””… is Locke …””… because we think the gods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons …””… and fifty thousand cheering spectators.”
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“Our relationship wasn’t the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn’t bullshit, either.”
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“Commander Vimes always says that when life hands you a mess of spaghetti, you just keep pulling until you find a meatball.”
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“In a woman’s life, education and fashion should be the highest in quality, rest of the things go handy.”
“Umgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.”
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“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.”